Aap ki haath mein Mobile hai chehray pe - Funny jokes

Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai, chehray pe khoob Smile hai, Msgs ki achi khasi File hai, phir bhi sms nahi karte ho, Ye kon sa STYle hai Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey.. Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey.. kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey.. SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar jaoge, Mujhe SMS na karke, Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge! *Meri taraf say apko 1 “PAPPI” Apki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Batau Q? Aaj hi mere “DOGGY” ne 10 “PAPPI” ko janam dia hai! Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, & u’ll always be SMILING! meri yaad aye: yaad karo. Zyada aye : sms Karo. Ussey zyada aye : phone karo Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to .. plz jhoot bolna band karo kya ker rahay ho? bussy ho? kitna bussy ho? ager kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho? ager ziyada ho to message kyun pad rahy ho ? sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms, Kya aap ko kisi nay aaj tak itnay sms bheje hain? Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there’s always Time for Me 2 disturb You jam kadwa hai magar itna nahi ki pia na jaye, zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi ki jia na jaye, sms karny per paise lagty hain magar itney nahi ki kia na jaye;) Dil jab tutta ha to awaz nahe ati har kisi ko mohobat ras nahe ati ye to apne apne naseeb ki bat ha koi bhoolta he nahe or kisi ko yad he nahe ati. Kya leker aye the..? Kya leker jaoge..? Mujhe sms nahi kar ke kitne paise bachaoge? Itne paise bachaker kya…. SAWARG mein bangla banaoge ? Tum aaye zindgi me kahani bankar, tum aaye zindgi me raat ki chandni bankar, Bassa lete hai jinhe hum aankho me wo aksar nikal jate hai aankho se panni bankar. Khushi ko dhudne se gam milta hai, ye gam zindagi mein hardam milta hai, jo dil ke sare dard baant le, aisa dost zindagi mein kam milta hai……….! Apne dil ki sun afwahon se kaam na le, mujè yaad rakh ‘beshak naam na le, tera veham hai ki main bhula hoon tujhe, meri koi aisi saans nhi jo tera naam na le.. Dekh ke Humein woh sir jhukate hai Bula ke Mehfil mein Nazrein churate hai. Nafrat hai Humse toh bhi koi baat nahi Par Gairon se Mil ke Dil kyun jalate hai. Khuvabo me aayenge hum sms ki trah. Dil me bus jayege hum rington ki trah. Pyar hamara kbhi kum na hoga balanc ki trah. Par tum busy na rhna network ki trah. 1pal ka ehsaas bankar aate ho tum, dusre hi pal khusbhu ki tarah ud jate ho tum, jante ho DAR lagta hai TANHIYO se HUME…. Fir bhi “TANHA” hume chod jate ho tum Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya, aapne duniya k kehne pe hume bhula dia, hum to vaise bhi akele the, kya hua agar aapne ehsaas dila diya. Rasmo riwajo ki jo parwah karte hai, Pyar mein wo log gunah karte hai, Ishq woh janoon hai jisme diwane, Apni khushi se khud ko tabah karte hain. Unka waada hai ki vo laut ayenge, issi umeed par hum jiye jayenge, yeh intezaar bhi unhi ki tarah pyaara hai, kar rahe the, kar rahe hai or kiye jayenge. Humein unki ebadat se fursat nahi milti , log na jane kisko khuda kehte hain , dil mein rakha hai unko , log na jane kyon juda kehte hain Pucho na us kagaj se,jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte hai.Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hai, Wo Kalam bhi dewani ho gayi, jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte hai Khamosh palako se beh kar jab aansu ate hai, aap kya jane kitne aap yad ate hai, aaj bhi us mod pe khade hain, jaha aapne kaha tha thahero hum abhi aate